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Hey how many swords do u have
bisexualdemondean answered:
Sword of a lot
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Y’all ever see the most pathetic boner-driven furry art that looks like this but then you find out the person drawing it has 10000 followers and is filthy rich off of coms
Wait hang on
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born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
Tumblr as a culture has the worst method of recommending videos to people but by god do I know what Defunctland is now
From now on im tellin jobs I was General manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gone call
That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.
For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls.
Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.
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Why don't you dorks "Marvel" at some practical effects and sets for once
If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?
If neurotypicals are so empathic and social, why do they not notice when they are mean as fuck?
If neurotypicals are so adaptable to change, why won’t they make accommodations for neurodivergent people?
I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago
I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy
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